Overpowering?

I woke up this morning to an overpowering stench coming from the kitchen ... first thing I did was step outside (suspecting the neighbors or a sewer leak, yes, it stank that bad). No smell there. Went back in to my apartment, phew! Something for sure was turning the air purple and green and peeling the wallpaper! I had to find the source, for time was limited -- while I could still see (the vitriol in the air was eating away at my corneas, slowly dissolving them). Come to realize it was coming from our cat. Did I feed it anything unusual? No -- not me -- but remembered my cousin was over last night. After digging around in the kitchen trash sure enough I found ... two great big cans of Hormel mild chili! These were two BIG, Sams Club sized cans, and I know she couldn'tve eaten all this .. so guess who got the rest! Plech. Next time you get to keep BlazeYaDead with you for at least the next 72 hours.